Naomi Campbell's Secret Slimming Cocktail

Model Naomi Campbell has subsisted for as long as 18 days on nothing more than a cocktail of maple syrup, cayenne pepper, lemon juice, and water.



I'm not sure what this is doing in a column that is about food, that concoction sounds nothing like food to me, and that anyone would try to live off of that and extol its virtues to others is, in my mind, an abomination.


You are way too dramatic, get over yourself. An abomination !
maybe you should look up what food really is, and no, it is not burgers which is most likely what you consume.


That is just missing the ipecac in order for it to be the Sue Sylvester cleanse mentioned on Glee. Of course, sometimes Brittany adds a teaspoon of sand.


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