After pieces of uncooked bacon were scattered at a Staten Island field where Muslims gathered to celebrate the end of Ramadan, New York City police are investigating it as a hate crime.
A Wisconsin man who police say started to cook himself some bacon in someone else's home last year was charged with burglary.
A Louisiana man was arrested for calling 911 to ask for a ride so he could buy some beer.
Police in the Florida Keys say a 62-year-old woman known as "the sea hag" shot and killed a man who refused to give her a beer.
The teacher is said to have asked his students to smear themselves in ketchup and eggs and pour sour milk into their underwear. He also asked a female pupil to stuff a pie down his pants.