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Energy Drink Review

Drink: The Energy Drink Review evaluates energy drinks based on several criteria, including "pump upedness." Consider, for example, Power Dream Vanilla Blast: "I hate my friend that made me buy this for a review. He said that i have to try it because, technically they do have 'Soy Energy Drink' on the box. . . . It sucked and it sucked bad. Very verry bad. Even while cold it tastes like warm lactate from a goat fed only onions. Do not be tricked into this unless your a vegan, in which case everything sucks for you already."

07-20-04 in Drink | Link | add to del.icio.us | Digg this story